1/6/2018

World champ returning:

David Arquette has announced he is returning to the wrestling ring. He will be known as the Magic Man.

MITB:

Seth Rollins vs Elias (IC) is booked.

New champions:

Su Yung has won the Impact knockouts title, Austin Aries won the World.

Online feud:

MMA star Phil Baroni has beef with Cody Rhodes, Cody told him to do one, then left him ranting at himself.

Legends kid to MYC:

Robbie Brookside's 19 year old daughter has been lined up for this years MYC.

WWE deal:

WWE have signed a free to air TV deal in Mexico.

WWE / KSA heat:

Two fresh issues have arisen in relation to the GRR. Firstly, a top WWE exec, who worked on putting the deal together, has been fired by the company after the Huffington Post discovered his wife was an anti-Muslim campaigner. The other issue is a threat to the lives of the Saudi royals from terror group Al Quaeda due to wrestlers exposing their privates and wearing crosses during the show.

CM Punk:

Chick Magnet Punk has finally revealed what his initials stand for. He was asked during his trial, under oath, and had to answer honestly. He has long refused to share the info.

SCSA upset with fans using his chant:

"I never knew the 'What?' chant would stick around as long as it's stuck around. He later continued, it can really mess with a guys' or girls' rhythm, what they are really trying to say. Sometimes they can get flustered. Sometimes that 'What?' chant could really be overwhelming, and you think people aren't paying attention to what you're saying, and sometimes on a really strong, heart-felt promo is happening, they'll start with that 'What?' chant. The audience is missing out what the wrestler's saying, so sometimes you gotta time that 'What?' chant when there's some bulls--t going on and you gotta be able to listen to a real deal promo so you know what's going on in the story. I feel for ya, and I feel for when they're trying to cut a good promo. It interrupts your rhythm, plain and simple."

Punk / Colt vs WWE:

CM Punk told the court he did the podcast because WWE were putting out their narrative about his walk-out and he felt fans deserved to hear his side. Colt confirmed the disputed lump did exist and there was a moment of tension when the WWE side demanded a video of Kane choke-slamming CM through a table not be played to the jury. The doctor claimed CM told him he suffered a head injury during the 2014 Royal Rumble match and that he asked Punk to eliminate himself to go backstage for further checks. He says Punk refused to do so, worsening his condition. He also alleged Punk became aggressive with him in the back after, because Kane was sent out to eliminate him at his request. Testimony was heard from Mark Yeaton, John Cone and Kane. Yeaton confirmed he is no longer affiliated with WWE and his memories of his time there were ''Foggy.'' Cone confirmed the doctors story, saying he had been tasked with telling CM, at which he was told that Punk would quit on the spot if they did it and then pushed his hand into his face and shoved him away. Kane said the elimination went as planned, but was earlier than scheduled, he did not know if it was at the docs request.

WWE on TV:

HHH & Steph taped an episode of 'Carpool Karaoke' today.

Perfect milestone:

Curtis Axel is celebrating 10 years with WWE today.