Today's News

Today's news is dedicated to the man I was named after... RIP Glen Campbell...

SummerSlam:

Bray Wyatt vs Finn Balor and Big Show vs Big Cass, with Enzo above the ring in a cage, have been added to SummerSlam. John Cena vs Baron Corbin is expected to be announced tonight.

WWE break contract:

WWE are refusing to reveal the planned result of the Universal title match at SummerSlam to Brock Lesnar. He has a contractual agreement to know match results well in advance, but WWE want to keep this one quiet.

SmackDown teaser:

• Orton and Mahal collide in non-title Grudge Match
• Shane McMahon to explain SummerSlam rules of engagement to Styles and Owens
• Naomi clashes with Ms. Money in the Bank
• Will Lana prove herself against Charlotte Flair?
• Will Tyler Breeze solve the mystery in return to "Fashion Peaks"?

Inter-promotional feud:

GFW's Sienna has called Charlotte out for copying her attire, moves and mannerisms. That was until fans pointed out that she copied Chyna and Melina. Charlotte did not respond.

TE winner back:

Sara Lee is back in wrestling training after having her baby.

A-Ry sky high:

WWE Alum Alex Riley is currently making two movies.

WWE mocked for joining fad:

WWE have been getting teased for releasing fidget spinners.

Celeb attacks wrestling fans:

Musician David Crosby has mocked wrestling fans. He says his fans, unlike wrestling fans, can read and write, after giving them the acronym WWF. Matt Hardy pointed out that WWF was retired almost two decades ago, making his dig outdated, incorrect and uncouth. He then broke out a broken term and urged him to delete the tweet.

Alum in surgery:

Tazz is having surgery on his hand, to repair nerve damage.

The Rock:

The Rock's 'Ballers' has won a fourth season.

Who asked for JR's return?:

Jim Ross says he has just found out it was not Undertaker who wanted him to call Mania, but Vince McMahon...

"Vince McMahon's idea was to bring me back. It was Vince's idea to call the Undertaker match. I was under the impression that Undertaker had suggested I call the match when he heard that I might come back. Kevin Dunn was crucial in the negotiations. For years McMahon would say to me and Kevin Dunn that we were his Number 1 and Number 2 guy. It's all about talent and television, or television and talent. Vince will always say that the two elements of his company to become successful are television and talent."

Today's news was WRITTEN by a wrestling fan, to be READ by other wrestling fans, FAO the geriatric musician from earlier in the post...